Boracay Sand Castle

Here is the castle I built on the beach at Boracay.

Not true.

Actually the castle was built by local teenagers. They build seven or eight castles each day then ask for donations. At the end of the day they destroy all the castles and rebuild them again the next day.

Boracay d'mall ferris wheel

Here is a night view of the ferris wheel in the new section of d'mall Boracay. I will add more photos of the mall this week.

Boracay - Best Tropical Beach In The World

When I tell people that Boracay is the best tropical beach in the world they usually do not believe me (the ones that have never been here). Here is the sign that proves it.

The Sun Prefers To Shine On Boracay

The Sun has been spinning through the universe for many centuries and has learned a thing or two on it's travels. One thing the sun learned is that the human species, on planet Earth, are very lazy and easily influenced by bright objects so he (Mr. Sun) decided to set up a trap to capture the humans.

He called the trap "Boracay" and beamed huge amounts of sunshine on the location. Immediately humans from all over the world migrated to Boracay and fell into a deep trance which caused them to do foolish things like kite boarding, para sailing and riding on banana boats.

Once humans become trapped in Boracay they lose all desire to work and spend their days worshipping "Mr. Sun".