The Sun Prefers To Shine On Boracay

The Sun has been spinning through the universe for many centuries and has learned a thing or two on it's travels. One thing the sun learned is that the human species, on planet Earth, are very lazy and easily influenced by bright objects so he (Mr. Sun) decided to set up a trap to capture the humans.

He called the trap "Boracay" and beamed huge amounts of sunshine on the location. Immediately humans from all over the world migrated to Boracay and fell into a deep trance which caused them to do foolish things like kite boarding, para sailing and riding on banana boats.

Once humans become trapped in Boracay they lose all desire to work and spend their days worshipping "Mr. Sun".